Pampered drives

2009, Jaguar, XF V8

In an automotive marketplace shaken to its very roots during 2008,
the variety of responses by automakers has ranged from whistling-past-
the-graveyard insouciance to ambitious graspings at opportunity. But,
said F. Scott Fitzgerald, "let me tell you about the very rich. They
are different from you and me." So are their cars, as it turns out;
and no mere global financial meltdown will ever come between a top-
hat swell and his drophead coupe.

Granted, it's going to take a while to get used to the idea of the
fabled British Jaguar playing the role of house pet at the Indian
concern Tata Motors. But at least the feline sultriness of the new
Jaguar XF touring sedan renders it all too likely that "Ta-da!" is
what one hears as the XF slinks down the driveway towards the gatehouse.

With a 4.2-liter, 300 horsepower V8 underhood, the XF "Premium
Luxury" model is deceptively fierce. Svelte, gentle bodycurves
suggest a languid personality, like smoke curling upwards from Greta
Garbo's cigarette holder. But at full throttle, this Jaguar will
roar; and its classic layout of rear-wheel-drive and fully
independent suspension create a vivid sense of sport-touring in the
grand tradition of Jags of yore.

The XF is easily the most "modern" Jaguar ever produced. Not
because it's a 2009 model, mind you, but because in terms of
interior features, telematics, iPod- and Bluetooth-compatible sound
system and auto climate controls, the XF is ahead of the curve
instead of merely chasing its rivals' coattails. Take, for example,
the stage-management of the start-up routine. Thanks to the wireless
keyfob, there's no need to insert a key into the ignition. A light
touch on the starter button fires the engine, of course; but it also
sets into motion a brief choreography in which portals on the dash
swivel to reveal climate-control vents while a small cylindrical
tower elevates out of the console. With a gentle click-click-click
twist of the cylinder, the transmission migrates from "Park" to
"Drive, and the XF is ready for take-off.

Priced just a whisker under $60,000, as-tested, the XF resides in
that border country where near and real luxury meet. (An optional 420-
hp supercharged V8 hikes the price to $63,700.) Certainly, the
interior ambience of the car exudes leathery comfort, and rear
seating is ample for two although a squeeze for three adults. Still,
some details suggest that a bit of anguished economizing has taken
place. With the moonroof shade drawn back, for example, the headliner
developed a slight rattle that was as visible as it was audible.

But if the XF is Ford's swan song, it is also Tata's Kohinoor
Diamond; and Jaguar's essential, delightful Britishness remains
remarkably intact for yet another generation to come.

Measuring almost 19 feet long by 7 feet wide, the world's newest
Rolls-Royce is anything but a Phantom. There is no question of it
being a masterpiece, however; yet its $407,000 price tag will ensure
that this sumptuous cabriolet remains largely invisible to all but
the fortunate few.

Under a massive hood resembling a yacht's prow reposes a 6.7-liter
V12 engine producing 453 horsepower enough, in other words to launch
the three-and-a-half-ton Phantom Drophead from zero-to-60 miles-per-
hour in under six seconds. The elegant interior provides seating for
four amidst a wealth of creature comforts: some two dozen skins are
required for the upholstery; hand-rubbed burls and polished metals
surround occupants with princely refinement. The "drophead" roof
boasts five layers of sound- and weather-isolating textiles, one of
which happens to be cashmere.

Unique amongst the chauffeur-driven set, the Phantom Drophead Coupe
is intended as a driver's car. Accordingly, it is remarkably agile
and spry despite its gargantuan proportions and 21-inch wheels.
Extraordinary rear-hinged doors invite a mere quartet of occupants
into this convertible's cozy embrace; yet the conspicuous majesty of
Rolls-Royce's open-air Phantom invites sighs of admiration from all
who catch sight of her.

For 2009, the Bentley Continental Flying Spur Speed casts down its
gauntlet as the most powerful four-door saloon ever produced by a
British automaker. A 6.0-liter twin-turbocharged 12-cylinder engine,
featuring an exotic "W"-pattern layout, produces 600 horsepower
and 553 foot-pounds of torque. Accordingly, this stately British
saloon-car is capable of sprinting zero-to-60 in under five seconds
on the way to 100 miles-per-hour in under 12.

The all-wheel-drive powertrain provides the foundation for this
Bentley's unflappable aplomb and its unimpeachable command of the
road. Within its cocoon-like interior, the world's madding crowds
are but an afterthought; and comfort reigns preeminent. Although a
price for the new Flying Spur Speed is unannounced at this writing,
its $172,000 sibling the 552-hp Flying Spur suggests a reasonable
starting point. But an opportunity to enjoy the muscular and
commodious calm of a Flying Spur at Speed must surely rank as one of
life's special indulgences.

The all-wheel-drive powertrain provides the foundation for this
Bentley's unflappable aplomb and its unimpeachable command of the
road. Within its cocoon-like interior, the world's madding crowds
are but an afterthought; and comfort reigns preeminent. Although a
price for the new Flying Spur Speed is unannounced at this writing,
its $172,000 sibling the 552-hp Flying Spur suggests a reasonable
starting point. But an opportunity to enjoy the muscular and
commodious calm of a Flying Spur at Speed must surely rank as one of
life's special indulgences.

Gems by nature are small and brilliant, which describes the cachet of
the smart fortwo microcar right from the start. Intended simply as a
maneuverable and fuel-efficient urban commuter, the fortwo will
startle occupants and onlookers alike with its cabochon-like daintiness.

Available as either a coupe or a cabriolet, the fortwo ranges in
price from a mere $11,590 to $16,590. A three-cylinder engine
displacing 1.0-liter produces just 71 horsepower while delivering
fuel economy on the order of 33 mpg/city, 41 mpg/highway (should a
driver be bold enough to venture onto a highway, that is). An
innovative "automanual" transmission requires gear-shifts, albeit
without a clutch; and its acceptance amongst automotive
traditionalists isn't universal. A fully automatic gearbox provides
an alternative, yet it penalizes already scanty performance.

For the smart set with their weekday pieds-a-terre apartments in the
city center and their weekend villas in the countryside, the
innovative smart fortwo commuter coupe could hardly be more aptly
aimed and named.

By Marc Stengel
29/07/2008 12:00 am

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